Please note: I mean no offense to my cat owning friends. You are lovely and normal people. (Well, lovely people anyway.)
The inside of the card reads: "note the difference".
In high school one of my best friends, Pam, and I would discuss becoming crazy cat ladies one day. Pam, however, being a true individual, planned on becoming the "crazy bird lady". (Because anybody could be a cat lady.)
P.S. Pam married the poster boy for doting husbands in 2008. They welcomed their first baby girl into the world in September 2011. (She has not yet bought a bird.)
